Musashi Sez:
Mom's home1!! And she cleend mai littr boks!!!
Friday, November 26, 2010
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
The Layterest Jok
Musashi Sez:
Luk at this heer piktchur. It has got a verree funnee jok on it. Whut yu gots to unnerstan is that a alpaca is a kind of donkee, or a lama, that go around wift theez prayr flags, like that gy Dalai. Then it ar a plae on werds. It took Mom a whil to egsplayn it to me, but akshullee now it mayk me larf.
Hnurf, hnurf, hnurf!
Monday, November 15, 2010
Bein Sik is No Fun, or So I Heerz
Musashi Sez:
Wull, call me a ministrerin aynjl, cuz mai mom is almos helthee agin. All week she kept maykin funnee noyzis: corf! corf! corf! An then, snorfl! snorft!
Veree uncomfrtabul soundin. An then her hed egsplodz. An she has to yooz the whit tisshoo thin to cleen it all off her fays. An then corf! corf! Heer we goz agin.
But I halpded her. I givd her Kittee Shiatsu, cuz evrboddee noe that putting littul preshrz on the thigh an abdomonimum mayks the chi floe bettrer an that mayks yu helthee.
Huh. Gud thin she gots me around!
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Mor on Them Egstra Holee Typs
Musashi Sez:
So I am thingkin about maykin mai own Egstra Holee Peeples Book, an drawin the piktchrz fer it. I dozn’t call them “saints” cuz that werd sugjest that onlee hoomin peeples kin be holee, an if yu looks at histree, yu kin see that ar ridiklus. So I yooz “egstra holee” instead. Langwidj is importint. (Spellin, not so mutch.) This why I insist on yoozin mai naytiv LOLCat to writ in.
In mai book, I goin to inclood a few hoomins, lik Noah, an Jayn Goodal, an that English fellr William Wilberforce whu co-founded the Royal Societee fer the Pertekshun of Aminals. But mostlee, they will be all them aminal holee peeples whu alwaez gets leftid out of the hoomin books:
Egstra Holee Buffalo: Martyr of America. Nuff sed.
Egstra Holee Tygr: This gy in hidin, moslee, to keep frum bein a martyr, which mayk mutch mor sens to me. He meditayts a lot, offin whil lyin on a tree brantch, which is not so eezee as it look.
Egstra Holee Kittee of Norwich: Whil this kittee’z naym has not com down to us, we ar pertee shur that she tol that laydee Julian evreething she nue about Ceiling Cat.
Egstra Holee Bernard of the Alps: Obveeuslee. Eevn the hoominz agree on him. But they wud, cuz he careez brandee around wift him.
Parentlee, ther also is St. Roch's Doggee frend, an som big whyt bull in Spayn. But, this will get me startid fer now. I gots to go fyndz mai crayonz. Kthxbai.
Friday, November 5, 2010
Egstra Holee Peeples
Musashi Sez:
OK, lik I promist, I’m goin to tell yu about this egstra holee gy, Fransis. But B4 I do that, I has to egsplayn whut a egstra holee peeple is. Jenrulee, they is calld “saints,” but I not lik that word. I slept on this ol book mai mom has, a calendr of the saints. I lookd up mai birftdae, Febrooaree 8, and the saynt fer that dae is John of Matha (1213): "He was the cofounder with Saint Felix of Valois, of the Order of Trinitarians for the redemption of Catholic captives who were taken by the Mohommedans" (Slaves 11). Wull, that not rigt. It shud be King Arthr. Huh.
Mom Says:
Um, King Arthur isn’t actually a saint…
ME: Reellee? How about Galahad? He a pertee holee gy.
MOM: Um, no.
ME: Why no?
MOM: Well, maybe because he got taken up into heaven with the Holy Grail and they couldn’t find his bones. People like to have saints’ bones to put in church altars and like that.
ME: That’s yukkee.
MOM: Yes. Yes, it truly is.
ME: Huh. Wull, anneewae, the othr big problem wift this pertiklr saint book is that 1) all the saints is hoomin, an 2) a whol lot of them is calld “Glorious Virgin Martyrs,” (Mom tried to egsplayn this to me, an tho I not cleer on it, it souns lik they all got taken to the vet).
MOM (changing the subject): The vast majority are also Roman Catholic.
ME: Huh. That jus relijun. Relijun not got a whol lot to do wift bein holee.
MOM: That’s a point of view, certainly. I tend to agree. Not everybody would.
ME: It MAI blog! Noboddee hav to agree wift me!
MOM: Good point. Well, what do you think of those other books I let you sleep on?
ME: The shinee blu one yu gots fer skool was lumpy. An tho it hads a wydr divrstee of peeples, they all still hoomin. I not imprest. Also, ther not piktchrz. Huh. An aneewae, it not gots a saint fer mai birftdae. I hopes they not waytin fer ME!!! I not goin to do that sorta stoopid saynt-stuff. Yu gets killd that wae, an when yu'r a aminal, yu gets killd reellee eezy aneewae. So, yah, I not imprest.
MOM: How about the new one with the big pictures?
ME: Hmf. Yus, this betterer. It got this laydee Joan wift some butterflyz, altho they dozn’t tell the nayms of them. An they got Kateri of the Iroquois wift her turtul buddee, altho they dozn’t sez his naym eethr. An Julian an her kittee are heer. I lik them bestest.
Works Cited
Chittester, Joan. A Passion for Life: Fragments of the Face of God. Maryknoll, NY: Orbis, 1996.
Holy Women, Holy Men: Celebrating the Saints. NY: Church Publishing, 2010.
Slaves of the Immaculate Heart of Mary. Saints to Remember: From January to December. Still River, MA: 1961.
OK, lik I promist, I’m goin to tell yu about this egstra holee gy, Fransis. But B4 I do that, I has to egsplayn whut a egstra holee peeple is. Jenrulee, they is calld “saints,” but I not lik that word. I slept on this ol book mai mom has, a calendr of the saints. I lookd up mai birftdae, Febrooaree 8, and the saynt fer that dae is John of Matha (1213): "He was the cofounder with Saint Felix of Valois, of the Order of Trinitarians for the redemption of Catholic captives who were taken by the Mohommedans" (Slaves 11). Wull, that not rigt. It shud be King Arthr. Huh.
Mom Says:
Um, King Arthur isn’t actually a saint…
ME: Reellee? How about Galahad? He a pertee holee gy.
MOM: Um, no.
ME: Why no?
MOM: Well, maybe because he got taken up into heaven with the Holy Grail and they couldn’t find his bones. People like to have saints’ bones to put in church altars and like that.
ME: That’s yukkee.
MOM: Yes. Yes, it truly is.
ME: Huh. Wull, anneewae, the othr big problem wift this pertiklr saint book is that 1) all the saints is hoomin, an 2) a whol lot of them is calld “Glorious Virgin Martyrs,” (Mom tried to egsplayn this to me, an tho I not cleer on it, it souns lik they all got taken to the vet).
MOM (changing the subject): The vast majority are also Roman Catholic.
ME: Huh. That jus relijun. Relijun not got a whol lot to do wift bein holee.
MOM: That’s a point of view, certainly. I tend to agree. Not everybody would.
ME: It MAI blog! Noboddee hav to agree wift me!
MOM: Good point. Well, what do you think of those other books I let you sleep on?
ME: The shinee blu one yu gots fer skool was lumpy. An tho it hads a wydr divrstee of peeples, they all still hoomin. I not imprest. Also, ther not piktchrz. Huh. An aneewae, it not gots a saint fer mai birftdae. I hopes they not waytin fer ME!!! I not goin to do that sorta stoopid saynt-stuff. Yu gets killd that wae, an when yu'r a aminal, yu gets killd reellee eezy aneewae. So, yah, I not imprest.
MOM: How about the new one with the big pictures?
ME: Hmf. Yus, this betterer. It got this laydee Joan wift some butterflyz, altho they dozn’t tell the nayms of them. An they got Kateri of the Iroquois wift her turtul buddee, altho they dozn’t sez his naym eethr. An Julian an her kittee are heer. I lik them bestest.
Works Cited
Chittester, Joan. A Passion for Life: Fragments of the Face of God. Maryknoll, NY: Orbis, 1996.
Holy Women, Holy Men: Celebrating the Saints. NY: Church Publishing, 2010.
Slaves of the Immaculate Heart of Mary. Saints to Remember: From January to December. Still River, MA: 1961.
Monday, November 1, 2010
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